Tempting Tarts Burlesque Present: Live From New York! @ the Rendezvous Theater, July 13th
Show Review & Photos by Jimmy Lovaas

All good shows should start off with a mustachioed man doing “Dick in a Box” and end with a Catholic schoolgirl humping a houseplant. Luckily for the audience at the Tempting Tarts burlesque show last week, that’s exactly what they got – and both bits were easily the highlights of the show.

The Tempting Tarts are a Seattle burlesque troupe that puts on a monthly show at the Rendezvous. This month’s offering, Live From New York!, was an eight-act show that took well-known SNL skits and infused them with the sexy fun Seattleites have come to expect from the well-respected Tarts since they formed in 2007.

Tempting Tarts Present: Live From New York! Cast

Ginger Mae Chevalier

Roxy Ruby

Shirley Tempting

The night got started when the curtains pulled back to reveal a large gift wrapped box – replete with a big bow on top – out of which popped the host for the evening, Dickie Gazoonie. The moment Dickie’s costume was visible the audience burst out laughing. He was wearing an amazingly bad 1980s suit with the requisite gift box covering his nether regions. The act, of course, was based on the nearly iconic “Dick in a Box” skit made famous by Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, but Dickie took it about three steps further. After removing the lid from “gift box” Dickie had the crowd in stitches as he passionately dug around the inside of the box, ultimately producing a corn dog, which he proudly displayed for the crowd. And then he proceeded to eat it while dancing.

Dickie Gazoonie

As well as the eight formal skits, special guest and self-proclaimed merlesque dancer (a male burlesque performer) OtterPop! delighted the crowd with some SNL-esque “commercials”.

OtterPop!

Other acts included:

Special guests Ginger Lu and Shirley Tempting had a hilarious homage to the I need more cowbell skit. Ginger Lu rocked the cowbell like a seasoned cowbell pro (do they have those?) and Shirley Tempting was in a cow costume, complete with udders strapped to her midriff. Redhead lovers were thrilled and people who find hot chicks wearing udders were delighted. Personally, I was turned on and hungry for Oreos.

Ginger Lu & Shirley Tempting

Ginger Lu

The charming, awkwardly sexy, and super cute Scandal from Bohemia performed two pieces with her sidekick, Hoi Polloi – a man with a pretty solid sense of comedic timing and a decent voice. Hoi sang Queen’s “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” while Scandal danced and stripped around him trying to gain his attention. Hoi was oblivious, of course, and the harder Scandal tried, the more clothing she discarded. The audience ate it up. Scandal and Hoi’s second piece was The Weekend Update. Honestly, that skit was a bit of a mixed bag despite the fact that the skit’s writing was fairly solid. Hoi dropped some funny jokes on the crowd and Scandal’s oblivious smile paired well with it. But for some reason, the audience just wasn’t feeling the vibe. Whatever.

Scandal from Bohemia & Hoi Polloi

Hoi Polloi

Roxy Ruby and Pepper Patootie did a fun Blues Brothers’ bit called Mission from Gawd, taking the stage in black fedoras, dark sunglasses, and black suits. And if there’s anything sexier than two hot ladies dressed in all black, it’s two hot ladies only half dressed in all black. And if there’s anything sexier than that, it’s two hot ladies wearing nothing but sequined shorts. Mission from Gawd? Mission accomplished.

Jezebel Vandersnatch. Now before continuing, let’s just stop a moment to say that awesome stage name out loud and admire it: Jezebel Vandersnatch. Well, Jezebel performed the song “Everybody Loves a Lover” and a lover she must be, as the crowd loved her, too. Her piece was the equivalent to a musical guest on SNLand her sultry and seductive voice oozed out while she batted her eyes and made the audience swoon. I’m not an idiot. I got my picture taken with her after the show.

Jezebel Vandersnatch

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